Arr Berts `Obby `Oss (all `And Made)
Nahadays, times is `ard.
Mi daughter Norma , as a mate, who runs a small riding school. Well it belongs to `er hubby . Rupert thi call `im. Bit of a sackless sod, if you ask mi, allus got monk on. His Mam named `im after that daft bear Sis it all.
Gorra a few ideas above `is station `as Rupert. Still `es done alrite, giving lessons , to summa of `em southern downshifters kids . He gave sum lessons to `t woman wi `t book `Wife in the North 'she calls it. Silly Beggar.
Now`t but complain thi dah!! , just cos Rupert aint gor any real `osses yet. What`s wrong wi` `obby `osses . There would be a rite `t do if one of em bairns fell off a real `oss. Na laking , it `appened to Superman, and `e broke `is Kriptonite. Nah `ealth n saftely would `av a fit, not to mention Insurance premium going through`t roof.
Arr Bert`s dun a grand job mekin `em `osses en all. Found an oll clothes `oss in`t coil oil, covered it in`t foam, stuck some fake fur on it, smashing thi arr .
Still, I bet them downshifters kids weren`t like `em let alone laik wi `em.
Younguns thi`s days, thi dern`t nah thi born!!
