A couple of things you need to know in Yorkshire if visiting' t Doctor or 't Chemist
Thah's one good thing abaht livin' in God's own country-and that is everyon is as mad as a box o' frogs. Mi an arr Bert wah walking around tahn and came across some signs plastered all oeer t' walls-I rest mi case as Judge Joody would sey!
Nah I know folk round 'ere arr a bit dense but a bloody wall?
Then thah's this one.
This is where mi best mate Norma lives-salt o' thi earth shi is-but slack well shi cahn't 'elp it-shi wor a deprived child.
An this wor on't door of Oss n Farrier-come on gerr your keks on-wi need some ale!
