Arr Bert ,misses watchin owd tarn music 'all on telly. Loved watchin Andrew Sachs, bangin 'is bray daahn ,in t'big city owd variety sha. sayin, ’ orda, orda. ah cannot beleev 'a' 'e wor manuel’s dad i' real life, theur norrz t' 'un fra fawlty towers.’im fra barcelona’, used ta crack uz up li' mad 'a', sa menny funny sketches, li' t' ‘siberian 'amster’, which wor eur ra', well good. an' orl 'em fowk dressed up i' owd fashion frock, wi' 'ats wi' flowers on. t' men orl wi' bowlers 'n whiskers, orl authentic. loved ten ton Tessie O’sheeur, shi wor well good
'n then theear wor burlington bertie fra ba, whereva 'a' is, somewheear daahn sahth ah guess, still wantin ta cum teur t' north orl 'em years agoa. nowt changes does it.
A Southern Translation.
Our bert misses watching old town music hall ohn tv. loved watching andrew sachs, banging his hammah down ,in leeds old vaaariety shoh. saying, ’ ordah, ordah. one cannot believe that he was manuel’s daddy in real life, you, one's old bean, knoh the one mwah mwah sweetie fawlty towers.’im mwah mwah sweetie baaarcelona’, used to crack myself up fancy baaarmy that, soh many hilaaaarrious sketches, fancy the ‘siberian hamster’, which was ah rat, truly spiffing. and all them folk dressed up in old fashiohn dress, with hats with flowers ohn. the men all with bowlers and whiskers, all authentic. loved ten tohn tessie o’sheah, she was truly spiffing , and then there was burlingtohn bertie mwah mwah sweetie boh, wherevah that is, somewhere down south one guess, still wanting to come to the north all them yeaaars agoh. bally all changes does it. Absolutely top hole - I have to say.
