Only Fools & Corpses.

By 'eck ah'm a lucky lass. Arr Bert has come up wi' a stunnin' plan. I reckon we'll be in't money this time next year.

E' dern't say much dun't Bert, but e's gorr 'is 'ead screwed an thah' nos. He allus been fond of old cars, he's 'ad loads of 'em in't past. Well 'e still has most of 'em dahn drive covered in old bedsheets. Well 'e were readin' though a magazine an saw that some daft apath is doin' funerals in a Morris Minor.

Only Fools & Corpses

 'E turned to me wi thi grin on 'is face, and said  thah's it thah's wor im gonna do-funerals in 't moggie. An ah'm gonna call it 'Only Fools and Corpses.' It needs a bit o' work on it like dos old banger, but its gonna be class. 

Ah'm taking booking's, so if thah no' anyone who wants to put thah name dahn for a class sendin off- when thi passes oeer, leave us a message on 'ere an arr Bert 'ill get back to ya.