Hotter than Rio.

Well arr Berts sittin' in 't deckchair looking like a reite wally, gorra a bloody notted'anky on his head,  string vest 'n shorts on 'e luks eur real pratt will lek  li' mr blobby if 'e sits ahtside much longa.A' least i' 'ed t' sense ta cova uz bingoa wings 'n varicose veins up, thee remin' uz o' 'em awful blue vein tiles we 'ed i' wee bathroa a bairn.


We can't rememba t' last tahhm it wor dis mafted i' octoba, reminds uz o' when we wor kids lyin' on t' midden 'em mam gerrin eur family bowl o' ice cream for tea. Eeee thm' wah' days.

A translation for people with black dogs, wellies & 4x4s


Well aaarr berts sittin' in 't deckchaair loohking fancy ah reite wally, gorrah ah bloohming notted'anky ohn his head, string vest 'n shorts ohn 'e luks eur real pratt will lek li' mr blobby if 'e sits ahtside much longah.


a' least i' 'ed t' sense tah covah uz bingoah wings 'n vaaaricose veins up, thee remin' uz o' 'em rahthah unfortunate blue vein tiles we 'ed i' slash bahthroah ah bairn.


We can't remembah t' last tahhm it wor dis mafted i' octobah, reminds uz o' when we wor kids,lyin ont' midden , 'em mam gerrin eur family bowl o' ice cream for teah. eeee thm' wah' days. 


Absolutely top hole - I have to say.