Yorkshire Pud's have bin sabotaged!

Nah t'day I were not impressed. Some silly beggar decided t' mek me lunch-some silly beggar frem 't' smoke

Nah what the 'ells all this abhat? Strewth-I'll go t' foot of arr stairs afoar I'll eat that!

Soome one need's a slap rhand 'ed fer this!

                                                                            Blitherin' Idiots!

The Yorkshire Manifesto.