Monday, July 6, 2009

Stars In The Skies

A reight propa Yorkshire Lass
Molly Sugden R.I.P



Tha`s bin a lorra chunterin`this week, A`baht Jacko. t`s nah, that I di`n like im, smashin he wor, all that frizzy barnett, and squeaky voice, prancing round t` stage with all his brothers. Tweedly tweedly dee `n all that.

Nah, I liked the Jackson 5 , mind thi he were a bit odd, fest `is black th`n `is, white, an wharra`bout all that plastic surgery. Recycled i`ll l bi, tha`h dunno a`baht bin burried.

Still rest in peace Jacko, the LAPD cah`nt get you up there. Still it’s a shame , nah age, to pop off, …. bairns ill miss `im sure.


Farrah Fawcett anall , nah she were summat ma`h classy like, allus wanted me barnett like ers, and a good set o nashers, proper Angel she wir, lets hope she spreads `er wings over Jacko.


Nah, the real shame this week wah Molly Sugden. Nah she wir gerrin on a bit, 86 years awd, but fine fettling. Did`n believe mi ar Bert when I teld im, " Mrs Slocombes dead " `Well i`ll go `t feet of ar stairs he sai d. 'Shocked e wir.


Miss Brahms, loved talking about her pussy, saucy shi were, an that young Mr Grace, and that queer one.



A Yorkshire lass shi wah Molly. From Keighley, if I remember rite. Keighley gon dahn `ill a bit as Keighley, still t`s on`t rite side o `t penines so thah`s all thi matters.



Dern`t think she`d a liked it nah, Molly, still thah mustn`t grumble.


T`has think in`of thah all.

Rest in peace Molly, Farrah & Jacko

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